Home Alone: Kyra Edition

Now children, there comes a point in every person's life when your parents aren't home. At first, you might not even realize they've left, and although your first impulse might be to run out into pouring rain and scream "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!", please hold back. It's time to take advantage of the situation! Come on room dwellers! It's time to leave the shire and take ova the hiiiiizzzy! That's right folks. . .
1.) Pretend your in a musical, you can basically sing as loud as you want, and add your own dance moves "HmmmHmmm I'm doin the dishes yeaaaaaa . . . "
2.) Talk to your pets. I mean we all know it gets lonely when you're by yourself, and besides, Cookie really does understand me!!!  
3.) Make a Wilson. If volleyballs are not available, make one out of a cantaloupe.

 

4.) Make a log of how many hours you've lasted without human contact 

5.) Drink your own piss  

6.) If hungry, you can attempt to venture into a land called . . . "the kitchen" to make "food". To do this, grab whatever is in reach and throw it into the microwave.  

7.) Find a hot neighbor
8.) Go Call Me Maybe on their ass
9.) Take the opportunity to yell: "I HATE MY LIFE!" Hey, you couldn't do it when people were home.
10.) Throw a house party with all of your friends!!!

11.) Watch whatever you want on TV  without the disapproving eyes of your mother! Oh yeah, i get to watch all of the gritty jail documentaries that I want!

  

12.) Stuff your face with junk food. There aren't any witnesses.

Now you won't starve!!!   

BYEEEEEE!!! 

   

Hey Gang

Dear faithful readers (*ahem* Paigey and Kayla),
Thank you for reading my blog. I know it's been around a month(?) since the last time I blogged. You know what? I'm making you guys my new year's revolution. I know a lot of people's new years revolutions are to probably get out, be healthy, maybe loose some weight, but not me. I am dedicated to stay inside, and BLOG dammit! Can i get an AMEN?! (crowd cheering)  Besides y'all, look at this! Does it look like I need to loose weight? No-oh-OH!!! (crowd is silent, with a confused expression)

So, let's get to it. First things first, yes, Christmas was last week and Santa was very generous this year when he be-gifted me an iPhone 4s. I love my new iPhone, but lately it's been slightly addictive. At this point, if I lost my phone, I'd have a full on panic attack. There would be heavy breathing, lots of running around in circles, and me calling out my sim's names; "Rochelle Taylor! Jacob Edwardson!"
For Christmas, I also got some makeup from Benefit, some chocolate, and some cute jeans from American Eagle. Whoooo!
Oh yeah, and I almost forgot . . . the electric scooter.

  

Can't you imagine me, zipping around town on that? With a helmet and some badass elbow and knee pads?  

My dad bought me, my mom and my sister electric scooters for Christmas. And for the past week, they've been begging me to drive around with them on electric scooters. ARGHHHHHH!!! Noooooo! People I know from school live around here, ok? And I wanted an electric scooter when I was like 8, not so much anymore. If I rode that thing, I'd look like a dork straight out of the Princess Diaries. 

You know, an electric scooter might be kind of cool if someone could step on the back and two people could ride at the same time, but it's impossible to do. Trust me, I've tried. 

Seriously though, imagine you've just performed a grand heist of some bank, and then you run out of the bank with all of your money ready for your getaway, and then I pull up on my little motor scooter and say, "Hop on." And  you're like, "Wh-what is that thing?" and I tell you "It's out getaway vehicle" then you'd say, "I'd rather go to prison for life then get on that"  

Yep, don't blame you. This little incident has really motivated me to get my driver's license.  

But hey, guess what? My birthday's in a few weeks! It's on January 31st. I just thought you should know, in case you wanted to get me something.  

And that's a raaaaap!  

Special shout out to my besties Paige and Kayla. Also, my dear friend Katya has started a blog of her own, http://hautecouture21.blogspot.com, check it out!
Mwah, mwah I love you all!